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September 8, 2005

Taiwan Hallucination I


To go back there or not to go back there, that's the question.

3 comments:

angrycobra said...

I was sitting by my window the other day, when I heard a knock at the door. I quickly got up to get it, when I heard a key go into the lock, and the door opened. It was an Asain man. I asked him what he was doing in my home, and he told me that his name was Chen Shui-bian, and that he was the President of Taiwan. I asked him how he had a key to my apartment, and he told me that he had a universal skeleton key, and that most Asians had them. Anyways, he told me that he had come to talk to me about a friend of mine that had recently lived in his Country. He told tales of Working Girls, and drunkary. He said that he didn't want My friend to ever return to Taiwan, and that he was holding me responsible. All this information was a little much for me to digest all at once, so I asked Chen to have a seat. I went to my kitchen to pour him a Fanta. He said that he was sorry, but he was a messenger of his people. I told him that he shoudn't worry, and that I understood. He then took a sip of his Fanta, and dropped dead. You see, what the President didn't know is that i poisoned his beverage with a low-grade urban chemical known as "drugs". He didnt even choke or struggle. He just fell. That shit is ninja. So anyways, I look down on him and I say, "Nobody comes into my home, and tells me shit about my friends"! But unfortunatly, I forgot that by performing my sweet black-belt action on him, I had to grant his last wish (it's a kung-fu-bo thing). And his last wish was "No Franky"....So, unfortunatly, Frank can not return to Taiwan ever... Or Ireland, but thats another story. Sorry.

self oscillate said...

sounds like someone doesn't want you to leave, frank :-)

Tachikoma said...

Maybe if I went to Germany instead....